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Oscar Snubs and Blunders: CALL THE POLICE, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY!
Oscar voters are out of touch, milquetoast, hopelessly middlebrow, and so old that they couldn’t even figure out how to e-vote, but it’s always been this way, and we still argue about it anyway. Even...
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$45,000 Oscar gift bags include ‘free circus lessons for losers’ children’
It’s common knowledge at this point that when you’re a big star, companies will knife fight each other for the right to be the first to give you free crap. And I’m not using “crap” here simply as a...
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Your Official FilmDrunk 2013 Oscars Drinking Game
The Oscars telecast begins at 5:30 Pacific Time this Sunday, February 24th, on ABC, with Seth MacFarlane as host, taking over for the incomparable Billy Crystal. The nominees are here and the link to...
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The Oscars are not as important as you think
If you are an Academy Award nominee this year, I would like to offer you first my congratulations, and second, some words of consolation. Chances are you are going to lose. The likelihood of losing is...
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Joaquin Phoenix: Strangest Oscar reaction shot of the night
[via FckYeahDementia]I would’ve liked to get an Oscar reaction post up last night, but as it turns out, drinking games and brilliant analysis aren’t a likely combination (though I did have an elaborate...
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The producer of ‘Paperman’ got kicked out of the Oscars for throwing paper...
As we’ve seen, Disney’s Oscar-winning short happily ever after, without a care for all those old people who now need to write new wills. Well it turns out, one of Paperman‘s producers, Kristina Reed...
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Jack Nicholson is still an awesome old perv
Here’s Jack Nicholson popping in on Jennifer Lawrence during her post-Oscars interview with George Stephanopoulos. He tells her she did a beautiful job, and drops that old chestnut, “you look like an...
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Those reactions to Seth MacFarlane’s boob song were pre-taped
So earlier today, I had this whole post written about how wonderful Jennifer Lawrence’s reaction (above) was to Seth MacFarlane’s “I Saw Your Boobs” song (video below). The pictured reaction came after...
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Of course Harvey Weinstein Was Behind Michelle Obama’s Oscar Appearance
Harvey looks at the guy kicking his seat and briefly considers having him killedI think Michelle Obama’s great, but even I thought it was weird to have the First Lady as a presenter at the Oscars. But...
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VIDEO: “We Saw Your Junk” gives Seth MacFarlane’s Boobs song a sex change
Probably the easiest criticism of Seth MacFarlane’s “sexist” “Why couldn’t the song have been about men?To that end, flowy-locked New York software developer Kevin Gisi has released his own...
View ArticleIran threatens Oscar boycott over ‘Innocence of Muslims’
Pictured: What I've been led to believe is an average Muslim man An Iranian official has publicly called for a boycott of this year’s Oscars, saying Iran shouldn’t offer a candidate for best foreign...
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Seth MacFarlane is hosting the Oscars. Expect musical numbers.
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, who’s apparently dating Khaleesi Emilia Clarke, has been chosen as the host of the 2013 Oscars, set to air February 24th, according to the official press release....
View ArticleThe 2013 Oscar Nominees
The Oscar nominations are out, and you probably want to see them. You’re in luck, because here they are. (Will be updated with commentary shortly). Lincoln leads with 12 nominations. A Spielberg movie...
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Closing thoughts as we gear up for the Oscars
AP Photo I think we’ve covered it, yeah? The season has been recounted, the big expected outcome has been laid out, we’ve consoled you if that outcome is troublesome and we’ve offered up our guesses on...
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Best and Worst of the 2013 Spirit Awards: Bryan Cranston, Andy Samberg, David...
AP Photo/Chris Pizzello Santa Monica, CA – Every year awards season ends with a Sunday night Academy Awards extravaganza, but for 28 years Oscar’s little brother the Independent Spirit Awards have been...
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Oscars red carpet open thread
AP Photo The Oscars red carpet is well underway down at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood. It feels weird being this far away from ground zero. And not a bad weird. There are shows on ABC and E! so we can...
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Jessica Chastain, Channing Tatum and more lead early arrivals at the 2013 Oscars
John Shearer/Invision/AP Best Actress nominees Jessica Chastain and Amy Adams and box-office king Channing Tatum were among the early arrivals at the 2013 Oscars this afternoon, glamming up the red...
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85th Academy Awards winners and nominees – complete list
The 85th Academy Awards were handed out on February 24, 2013 at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, CA. The winners and nominees are as follows. Animated Feature Film “Brave” Mark Andrews and Brenda...
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Jennifer Lawrence, Daniel Radcliffe and Adele bring youth power to the Oscars...
AP Photo Jennifer Lawrence and Daniel Radcliffe were among the young stars to arrive on the Oscars red carpet this evening, bringing a considerable dose of youth power to a show that’s so often seen as...
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Christoph Waltz wins his second Oscar in four years for Tarantino’s ‘Django...
AP Photo Christoph Waltz has kicked off the 85th annual Academy Awards much like he did the 82nd annual Academy Awards: by taking to the stage to accept the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. The “Django...
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